I'm from Papua New Guinea.
But seriously, you never asked

And that reminds me I totally forgot to answer what you asked in the Nimbus thread: the dreadful exam I took in December was a language certificate in advanced Japanese and I have a strong feeling I failed. But whatever, the Japanese would always expect me to understand English only just because I have blond hair, so who cares about my language proficiency. Duh.
And that in turn reminds me to tell you guys that I'll be moving to Japan in about two months, and that probably means I'm not gonna be online for the first month or so of my stay. I just know that the little bastards will do anything to prevent me from having Internet access at home. Duh again.